1 00:00:22,416 --> 00:00:24,550 Into you, this is your one message. 2 00:00:26,416 --> 00:00:28,216 Welcome to the morning, my little children. 3 00:00:29,708 --> 00:00:31,541 I just want you to enjoy the news. 4 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:36,500 America, push my back, oh man, I want you to watch me. 5 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,125 This is not your party, we're the best. 6 00:00:39,833 --> 00:00:41,625 You and your baby right down the phone. 7 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:45,000 And the guy behind you ain't even know. 8 00:00:46,791 --> 00:00:48,750 Ring, ring, over there. 9 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,750 You're looking at us, you're getting us. 10 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:56,458 You're looking, you're going to see what's going on. 11 00:00:56,875 --> 00:00:58,541 I love you, I love you. 12 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:00,625 I love you. 13 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,291 I'm just a guy smiling your voice. 14 00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:05,708 You don't know how things emerge. 15 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:08,875 Hey, gorgeous. 16 00:01:11,083 --> 00:01:13,000 How about a light snack in a sack? 17 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,416 Hey, Fox. 18 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:24,625 Want to get a lose in the new? 19 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:37,208 I could walk the war tomorrow. 20 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,375 This could be my last night alive. 21 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:43,958 How about giving me something to fight for? 22 00:01:44,541 --> 00:01:45,750 With pleasure. 23 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:48,700 Hey, Rudy. 24 00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:52,416 Going back to Camp North Star to play 25 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:55,000 Seth Bowler to the kiddies this summer? 26 00:01:56,166 --> 00:02:01,625 Oh, would you rather play hardball with me? 27 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,458 I'm working for Tripper this summer. 28 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,541 He offered me a job at his place in the river. 29 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:11,416 I like the outdoors type. 30 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:13,025 Me too. 31 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:14,450 I mean, you do. 32 00:02:14,666 --> 00:02:15,791 My parents are away. 33 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:19,416 We've got the whole afternoon. 34 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:21,950 Good night. 35 00:02:22,541 --> 00:02:26,583 And if you're still alive, the next day. 36 00:02:30,791 --> 00:02:34,125 Time, 32 seconds, and yes, it's hard as a rock. 37 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:37,125 As the official score, it's time to approach the wind. 38 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:42,875 Hey, you could hang a flag on it. 39 00:02:43,291 --> 00:02:44,416 Come on, she touched him. 40 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:45,908 She touched him. 41 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:48,075 Below the belt. 42 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:50,166 If that was, she couldn't touch him below the belt. 43 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:51,625 Rudy, please. 44 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:53,791 It was a clean cacti. 45 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:55,625 She never touched him below the belt. 46 00:02:58,291 --> 00:02:59,800 Hey, suckers. 47 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,572 Count to pick up tons of horny girls. 48 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:14,108 I can't believe it. 49 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:21,058 Rudy. 50 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:22,125 Please, people. 51 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:24,575 I'm waiting for you. I will die. 52 00:03:24,666 --> 00:03:26,125 I will die. Rudy, please. 53 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:28,908 Everything. 54 00:03:28,916 --> 00:03:29,983 Everything. 55 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:14,916 Well, here we are. 56 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:17,791 Hey, Ken, come here. 57 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:19,091 Come here. 58 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:21,291 Use a little something to make your day. 59 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:25,050 Catch you later, brother. 60 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:26,791 Take your time. 61 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:10,875 Hey, you want to pass me the hammer? 62 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:12,833 Wait a minute. If I can get it. 63 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:14,166 Here it is. Here. 64 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,458 I got it. I got it. 65 00:06:17,666 --> 00:06:18,375 Easy. 66 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:19,916 We got it. 67 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:20,541 We got it. 68 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:21,366 Easy. 69 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:22,825 Is Tripper around? 70 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:24,375 Tripper's retired. 71 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:25,600 He what? 72 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:26,883 What are you talking about? 73 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:29,916 Sold the place to a Mean Gene. 74 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,833 Mean? Why are they calling Mean? 75 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:37,891 Oh. 76 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:46,125 Gene's a little sensitive about guys talking to his wife. 77 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:48,316 He called her the Love Goddess. 78 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:51,750 Don't look. 79 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:53,283 Don't look. 80 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:10,833 Hey, trail turn. 81 00:07:11,916 --> 00:07:13,958 You staring down my main squeeze? 82 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:15,691 No. 83 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:18,916 I was-- I was admiring the sky. 84 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:22,666 Isn't that a cluster of cirrocumulus clouds up there? 85 00:07:22,666 --> 00:07:24,200 Look, fairy fart. 86 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:27,875 I don't give a rat's ass about your wimp weather reports. 87 00:07:28,666 --> 00:07:30,208 Now spit out your name and your game 88 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,125 so I can decide if I should waste you. 89 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:35,458 He wants to know who you are and what to do in here. 90 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:37,916 Then he'll decide whether or not he'll kill you. 91 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:40,875 Oh. Oh. 92 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:46,958 Well! 93 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:49,958 Tripper! 94 00:07:50,666 --> 00:07:54,708 You know, the guy who retired promised me a job. 95 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:57,458 You see, I was supposed to-- 96 00:07:57,666 --> 00:07:58,533 Oh. 97 00:07:58,583 --> 00:08:00,708 So you're the grunt we've been waiting for. 98 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:03,641 Tripper left you this. 99 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:12,075 Oh. 100 00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:17,875 Now put this between in your ears, buffalo chip. 101 00:08:18,458 --> 00:08:20,291 I catch you sneaking a peek at the squeeze. 102 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:24,000 And I'll chew you up and spit you out all over the marina. 103 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:27,625 Okay. 104 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,958 Now ditch your gear in your hole and get grunting. 105 00:08:31,291 --> 00:08:32,708 Tomorrow we're open for business. 106 00:08:36,375 --> 00:08:37,666 Not here, road apple. 107 00:08:37,666 --> 00:08:39,916 Back there! 108 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:46,241 Rudy. 109 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:47,900 Hey, you crazy pervert. 110 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:50,000 I'm sorry I'm not here to short-sheet your bed, 111 00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:54,208 but I got this great opportunity to manage a female mud-wrestling team in Toledo. 112 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:57,708 It's been kind of a lifelong dream. 113 00:08:58,083 --> 00:08:59,516 I knew you'd understand. 114 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,725 Me and Gene, the guy who bought my place, 115 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,808 promised to take good care of you. 116 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,650 You're a pal, Tripper. 117 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,117 Oh, great. 118 00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:34,166 Hey, handsome, how about a little surface? 119 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,391 Hello, Al. 120 00:10:58,666 --> 00:11:01,583 Don't point that thing at me unless you intend to use it. 121 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,008 Oh, no. 122 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,141 Wendy, what are you doing here? 123 00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:12,000 You gonna torture me all summer, too? 124 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,833 What's the matter? Scared to be a real woman? 125 00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:15,791 Why, you know, Wendy? 126 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,375 Five dollars, please. 127 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:25,333 Listen loud. 128 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,791 How about coming over to my place tonight? 129 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,416 Huh? 130 00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:35,000 My parents are going, Al. 131 00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:40,541 I've got a lot of food. 132 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,833 Well, maybe if I've got nothing else better to do. 133 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:48,375 Then it's a dish! 134 00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:55,791 Well, well, it's the whip in the flesh. 135 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:58,625 Oh, no. We're gonna have a great summer. 136 00:11:58,625 --> 00:11:59,900 Oh, yeah. 137 00:12:00,666 --> 00:12:01,925 I'm gonna put my heart on. 138 00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:05,083 Is that your girlfriend, or am I having a nightmare? 139 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:09,375 I doubt it, Tom. You need a brain to dream. 140 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:12,091 Oh! 141 00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:21,750 You told me to be trusted to drop in at night 142 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:26,416 And girl, you know that I won't die 143 00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:30,958 You told me that you and me was through 144 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:37,083 But it looked like you got a heck of a hold on you 145 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:41,666 Make up your mind 146 00:12:57,541 --> 00:12:59,341 Wendy, I'm trying to watch the movie. 147 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,616 Wouldn't you prefer some live action? 148 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:05,750 No, not really. It's got Roxy Dujour. She's real hot. 149 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,958 It's for you. I'm not going. Forget it. Leave without me. 150 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,208 Oh! Oh! Ow! 151 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,916 Ow! Get out! 152 00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:22,666 Oh, come on. Keep your braces to yourself. 153 00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:30,958 Well, I don't know how to kiss. 154 00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:36,250 Oh, God, it's my parents. You better beat it. 155 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,208 What's the big deal? I just turn off the movie. 156 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,000 If they catch me here with a God, they'll kill me. 157 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,500 Yep, I would. I... 158 00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:48,250 See you later, honk. 159 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,000 Whoa! 160 00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:05,291 Good evening. 161 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:11,125 The 11 o'clock news has just learned that porn film star Roxy Dujour died today 162 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,916 on the set of her latest film, Eat Me Too. 163 00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:15,166 This kitchen's a mess. 164 00:14:15,666 --> 00:14:18,666 But according to reliable sources, 165 00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:25,541 her last words were, "Oh, God. Oh, my. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, yes. 166 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:30,875 Oh, my, God. Yes, yes. Oh, oh, oh, oh. 167 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,283 Yes." 168 00:14:46,666 --> 00:14:48,041 You know, Alex Bock? 169 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:51,083 Can't anybody play that thing up here? 170 00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:53,541 This is heaven, I have to say. 171 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:57,583 Heaven? What is this? What am I doing here? 172 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,458 Who says you can't have too much of a good time, huh? 173 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:09,625 A pig motion pictures the wheel in the sky. 174 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:12,458 I am, sir. 175 00:15:13,916 --> 00:15:15,416 I am in heaven. 176 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,083 It's just the way I pictured it. 177 00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:20,416 This is what? It should be the way I pictured it. 178 00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:23,500 Here, everyone sees it the way they want to see it. 179 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,625 What's the matter? You got something against clothes? 180 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,525 I was working. 181 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,916 They don't make movies like they used to. 182 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:34,375 So, name? 183 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,550 Roxanne Dijon. 184 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:39,333 Roxanne Dijon, huh? 185 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:41,750 Dijon. 186 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:45,625 Dijon. Let me see what I got here. 187 00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:52,666 I got Dean, Demille, Disney, Delante. 188 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,291 Dijon, Dijon, Dijon, Dijon. 189 00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:57,333 Sorry, there's no Dijon. 190 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:58,875 You must be mistaken. 191 00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:03,525 Get me casting. 192 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,916 Yeah, listen, I got out here of Roxanne Dijon, 193 00:16:07,916 --> 00:16:09,208 but her name is not on the list. 194 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,500 Hmm. Hmm. I should have figured that. 195 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,208 Sorry, you didn't get the part. 196 00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:17,916 I didn't get the part. I didn't even get to audition. 197 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:19,916 What do you think life was? 198 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,425 Look, I was a star. 199 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:23,375 I mean, millions of people love me. 200 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,500 What's the matter? They got something against sex up here? 201 00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:30,166 Are you kidding? The head of the studio invented it. 202 00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:32,791 We are talking good deed here. 203 00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:35,366 So, what should I tell her? 204 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,416 Yes, Chief. Yes. Yes, Chief. 205 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,375 Right of way, Chief. Yes. 206 00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,750 Immediately, I will tell her immediately. Yes, sir. 207 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:47,958 This is your lucky day. 208 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:52,166 The Chief is looking for a fresh face for his next picture. 209 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,958 He's willing to give you another audition. 210 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:57,083 - What part? - The part of being a good person. 211 00:16:58,041 --> 00:16:59,125 Helping somebody. 212 00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:02,666 You do that, and we'll sign you to a contract, and you're in. 213 00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:08,666 Almost every night now, someone has my door. 214 00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:17,083 Look me in the eyes, say, what are we here for? 215 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:26,208 I can't think about it, but I'll go insane. 216 00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:34,708 I hear that crazy music again. 217 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:45,666 Crazy music, crazy music. 218 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:51,833 I hear that crazy music again. 219 00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:58,333 Crazy music. 220 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,166 I gotta get laid. I gotta get laid. 221 00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:05,916 I gotta screw my socks off. I gotta blow off my brains. 222 00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:07,666 I gotta pump my heart. 223 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,708 Oh, I wanna get laid. 224 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,469 I wanna go help him. 225 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,116 Well, it's a start, I suppose. 226 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,816 He can't go down like that. 227 00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:29,483 Go see wardrobe. 228 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,497 This won't take long. 229 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,704 I gotta get laid. 230 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,066 - Whatever happened to Gossamer Wings? - Who are you? 231 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,002 Hey, lover boy, give me a hand. 232 00:19:06,026 --> 00:19:08,884 Your wish has just come true. 233 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,667 Thanks for the hand. 234 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,341 You went right through me. 235 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:19,375 If I can't touch you, how am I gonna... 236 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:22,441 I think I've gone from horny to crazy. 237 00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:25,708 It was gonna be tougher than I thought. 238 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,833 I bet Wendy dropped acid in my popcorn. 239 00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:43,983 What do you want? 240 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:45,541 At least you're starting with the right equipment. 241 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,000 Hey, tonight's the only video tape. 242 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,683 A fan. 243 00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:55,366 What do you want with me? 244 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:56,808 See, kid, it's like this. 245 00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:58,750 I got a little carried away on my last film. 246 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,000 I played the greatest love scene in my life. 247 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,375 There was only one problem. When I was supposed to come, I went. 248 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:07,300 What? 249 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,916 Putting it bluntly, kid. I died. 250 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,608 I'm a ghost. 251 00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,250 Maybe you're just not feeling well. 252 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,916 Maybe you should see a doctor. You know, there's this mental... 253 00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:23,041 I mean, this hospital just a few miles from here. 254 00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,991 Yeah, I'd have trouble believing it if I were you, too. 255 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,450 Let's see what I can do to prove it. 256 00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:31,641 How about... 257 00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:34,683 Babricka Dabra. 258 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,366 I got it! 259 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:46,583 It's just a few miles from here. 260 00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:49,825 I'll call for you. 261 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,583 Give me a minute. I didn't come with instructions. 262 00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:55,283 You know, think on this. 263 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,416 If something don't come to me... 264 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,383 What is it? 265 00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:02,600 Oh! 266 00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:04,350 Oh! 267 00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:06,566 Oh! 268 00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:09,366 Get some rest, kid. Tomorrow's a big day. 269 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:16,758 I only thought it made you go blind. 270 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,617 Oh! 271 00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:52,000 Oh, my God! It's the River Ranch! 272 00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:54,541 Little River Ranch! 273 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:56,491 River Ranch! 274 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,100 What's the River Ranch? 275 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,217 May I help you? 276 00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:26,500 Uh, may you help me? 277 00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:32,958 No, uh, I don't need any help. 278 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,383 We need sons. 279 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:39,500 Huey says do this. 280 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:41,375 Huey says do this. 281 00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:43,250 Huey says do this. Huey says do this. 282 00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:44,583 Huey says do this. Do this. 283 00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:47,333 Huey didn't say... 284 00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:52,708 Now I'm gonna have to catch you up a little bit. 285 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:55,616 Ooh! 286 00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:57,308 Come to your device. 287 00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:00,666 Hey, hey, what's going on here? 288 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,897 This is my joint. 289 00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:08,291 Now let's have a little respect. 290 00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:11,583 Are you bothering these guys? 291 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:13,083 Yes, he was. He certainly was. 292 00:24:13,916 --> 00:24:15,291 These are my tight bros. 293 00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:16,375 Friends! 294 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:17,950 Get it? 295 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:20,125 Now come on, bros. Brew's on me. 296 00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:23,708 Hey, clean up the dock, right? 297 00:24:23,708 --> 00:24:24,875 You left a fucking mess. 298 00:24:25,541 --> 00:24:26,625 Swap these dudes. 299 00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:26,666 Yeah, polish my nose. 300 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:34,250 Roxy were done last night. 301 00:24:34,416 --> 00:24:35,125 Let me see that. 302 00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,091 Porno star. 303 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:52,091 We need porno to get it up, huh, Wimp? 304 00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:53,500 No wonder. 305 00:24:54,041 --> 00:24:54,666 Maybe you should get into porno. 306 00:24:54,666 --> 00:24:57,375 Maybe you should get into porno, Tom, 307 00:24:57,375 --> 00:24:59,208 because you're such a big prick. 308 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:01,208 Yeah, as if you've ever seen one. 309 00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:04,166 She's so immature, Tommy. 310 00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:07,750 Will someone please tie this airhead down 311 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,125 before she floats away? 312 00:25:11,541 --> 00:25:12,583 You little bitch. 313 00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:16,458 Off my case, pig breath. 314 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:19,666 Tommy, are you gonna let her get away with this? 315 00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:21,450 Huh? 316 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:23,666 If I were you, I wouldn't think about getting into the wet t-shirt. 317 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,916 Come on, Tom, get her in the back shop. 318 00:25:29,916 --> 00:25:31,391 I've had a chance of winning. 319 00:25:39,916 --> 00:25:41,341 No hard feelings. 320 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,642 My ribs! 321 00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:46,208 Andy, you asshole! 322 00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:48,083 I'll get you, bitch! 323 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,633 I don't believe this! 324 00:25:54,833 --> 00:25:56,241 Hey, grunt. 325 00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:57,916 No pissing on the dock. 326 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,416 Now swab it down, then deep-huke the men's room. 327 00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,833 One of my bros just tossed his cookies, 328 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,250 and I don't want the squeeze to get a whip. 329 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,967 I guess good summer jobs are hard to come by, huh, Ken? 330 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,325 Oh, not you again. 331 00:26:46,041 --> 00:26:47,666 Hey, this is the men's room. Get out of here. 332 00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:49,500 Hey, I've got every right to piss here. 333 00:26:49,916 --> 00:26:51,291 Not you, you! 334 00:26:51,541 --> 00:26:53,375 I've got every right to piss here, too. 335 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:57,125 Look, I don't know how you do this, Mr. Shurup, 336 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,416 but with my wee-willy winky jerk-off, 337 00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:02,250 and don't call me Miss Bajor. 338 00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:03,666 Let's talk, Ken. 339 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:07,416 Well, you'll quit saying that. Well, you'll quit staring at him. 340 00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:10,833 You staring at me? What's to stare at? 341 00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:12,283 Really? 342 00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:16,041 Why don't you get out of here? I think you've seen enough. 343 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,750 Yeah, get out of here. 344 00:27:18,666 --> 00:27:20,958 Queer? Who you calling queer? 345 00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:23,958 Don't you guys see what's going on? 346 00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:27,891 There's a lady here. 347 00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:29,391 Oh! 348 00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:33,041 So, that's the queer. 349 00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:35,875 Fine queer, you're my very godmother. 350 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,666 Hey, kid, get a little of this. I've been working on it. 351 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:49,825 Oh, I couldn't hear myself think with all that noise going on. 352 00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:55,233 You are dead. 353 00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:56,425 And what a way to go. 354 00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,666 The climax of the climax of my career. 355 00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:00,000 What do you want with me? 356 00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:03,250 Does the town buff your brains out in any way? 357 00:28:04,375 --> 00:28:06,291 You mean they sent angels down for that? 358 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,541 I never even got a visit from the Tooth Fairy. 359 00:28:11,083 --> 00:28:12,000 What do you say, Ken? 360 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,041 You got nothing to lose but your virginity. 361 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,483 I'm not trying, Mom. 362 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:19,158 It's a deal. 363 00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:22,683 Terrific. 364 00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:25,166 Great. The next time, stay out of the van. 365 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,583 What a piece. 366 00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:42,333 Are you sure she's really dying for it? 367 00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:46,000 Yeah, yeah, sure. 368 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:49,458 She's like the welcoming committee. A real nympho. 369 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,916 Now, all you gotta do is stroll through the tavern, 370 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:55,291 right up into her bedroom for an evening you will never forget. 371 00:28:56,666 --> 00:28:59,791 Oh, yeah, before you go up, I want you to tell the big guy, Gina, 372 00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:01,208 we want to see him outside the bar. 373 00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:04,000 We got a hot tip on a bet for him. 374 00:29:05,666 --> 00:29:07,100 That'll be 20 bucks. 375 00:29:07,958 --> 00:29:09,250 I thought you said 15. 376 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,058 Hey, I lied. 377 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:16,100 Here you go. 378 00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:17,366 I won. 379 00:29:22,666 --> 00:29:23,891 Let's go. 380 00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:42,822 All right, now, place your bets. Place your bets. 381 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,291 The host says you won't last 20 seconds with the goddess 382 00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:46,875 from the time we see Mean Gene. 383 00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:49,583 All right, who's first? 384 00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:51,500 Give me 30 seconds for 20 bucks. 385 00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:53,166 You got it. Five bucks on 40 bucks. 386 00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:04,500 It's post time. 387 00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:10,000 Spinning windows closed. 388 00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:14,458 One, two. 389 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:44,041 Sorry, gang. The house wins. 390 00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:47,383 What is this, gang? 391 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,758 Ooh, it's a little too much. 392 00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:19,666 It's a little bit too much. 393 00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:56,791 Try some fries, please. 394 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,250 That's one order of fries. 395 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:07,958 Here you go, little boy. 396 00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:10,300 Sure. 397 00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:16,966 Get off of me! 398 00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:18,566 Get your hands off! 399 00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:20,800 What are you doing? 400 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:22,091 Oh, no. 401 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,475 I said hands off! 402 00:32:25,666 --> 00:32:27,100 Not bad, not good. 403 00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:28,416 Come on over. 404 00:32:28,416 --> 00:32:29,733 Say hello to Val. 405 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:31,958 Come on, I gotta how long I can keep this up. 406 00:32:32,625 --> 00:32:33,750 I said hands off! 407 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:36,833 Cut it out, moron! 408 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:39,541 Faster, keep your hands off right now! 409 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,000 Val, I'm warning you. 410 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,708 If this is your idea of a joke... 411 00:32:44,458 --> 00:32:45,491 I doubt. 412 00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:46,608 Cut it out! 413 00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:48,066 Man, I'm stuck! 414 00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:51,708 Check this out, bastard. 415 00:32:54,666 --> 00:32:56,041 Which treaties? 416 00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:00,333 So, what's your sign? 417 00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:01,875 Two-timing bastard. 418 00:33:03,375 --> 00:33:04,783 This will do. 419 00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:05,883 What? 420 00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:07,625 Don't ask so many questions. 421 00:33:08,958 --> 00:33:12,791 I can't wait to see the look on Tom's face when I tell him I made it with you. 422 00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:15,666 Boy, will he be pissed. 423 00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:19,875 You sure know how to make a guy feel comfortable. 424 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,358 Can we talk a minute? 425 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:23,250 What for? I said I'm gonna do it. 426 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:25,041 Well, I'm not quite... 427 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:26,791 Well, I'm not... 428 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,616 Well... 429 00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:30,500 It's just that I'm not quite... 430 00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:32,500 I'm... 431 00:33:32,916 --> 00:33:34,200 Oh, my God. 432 00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:36,100 Are you a virgin? 433 00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:38,458 I've never made it with one of those before. 434 00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:40,716 Wow! 435 00:33:41,666 --> 00:33:43,666 They ought to put you in a museum. 436 00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:45,950 Oh, my God. 437 00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:50,000 Hey, wait a minute! Get back here! 438 00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:52,208 We never get a chance like this again. 439 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:07,291 Congratulations. You won the race. 440 00:34:08,083 --> 00:34:10,208 You proved you could outrun a voluptuous 441 00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:12,416 half naked girl who wanted to make it with you. 442 00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:14,441 What's wrong with you? 443 00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:16,041 She practically raped me. 444 00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:17,075 So? 445 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:18,650 She wanted revenge. 446 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:21,083 How would someone who likes me for me? 447 00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:23,541 Oh, the romantic type. 448 00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:27,375 Rudy, I know you're nice, you're bright. 449 00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:29,750 But how is anybody else gonna find out? 450 00:34:30,458 --> 00:34:31,666 I mean, look at you. 451 00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:33,083 But what am I supposed to do? 452 00:34:33,916 --> 00:34:36,666 Rudy, I think it's time we got you a new image. 453 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:44,258 Peaches. 454 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:45,600 I wasn't peachy. 455 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:47,500 I wasn't... I wasn't peachy. 456 00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:49,875 I wasn't peachy. 457 00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:58,333 "Huff and keep training" begins today. 458 00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:01,083 Where did you get that? 459 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:03,791 Props. You wouldn't believe it. The whole ship's up there. 460 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,666 Rox, you know this is embarrassing. 461 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:11,958 Could we just walk? 462 00:35:14,291 --> 00:35:15,383 Well... 463 00:35:44,458 --> 00:35:47,625 I'll take this. 464 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:57,666 Let's take it to that. 465 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:21,652 Here, kid. Better safe than sorry. 466 00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:29,941 Hey, wait for me. 467 00:36:29,958 --> 00:36:31,175 Oh, Roxy. 468 00:36:31,666 --> 00:36:33,875 Roxy, there are people around here, Roxie. 469 00:36:54,375 --> 00:36:55,625 Great. Breaking and entering. 470 00:36:57,666 --> 00:36:58,891 Come on. 471 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,666 Rudy, class is now in session. 472 00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:10,916 You ever had a girlfriend? 473 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:13,775 No. 474 00:37:13,833 --> 00:37:15,250 Well, that's nothing to be ashamed of. 475 00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:17,625 Let me ask you something. If you did have a girlfriend, 476 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:20,616 what would you do with her on a quiet night? 477 00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:21,958 Well... 478 00:37:22,666 --> 00:37:24,708 I guess we'd go home and, well, you know. 479 00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:26,900 Make love. 480 00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:27,916 Yeah, that's it. 481 00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:30,041 Come on, kid. Use your imagination. 482 00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:32,333 Well, I wouldn't take her back to that crummy shack. 483 00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:35,125 I'd have a real place. 484 00:37:36,666 --> 00:37:39,541 Be this big, comfortable couch. 485 00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:42,358 A fireplace. 486 00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:44,250 Some soft music. 487 00:37:45,041 --> 00:37:46,208 Oh, and she'd be beautiful. 488 00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:50,475 We'd make love until we dropped. 489 00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:52,508 I think we're going out tonight. 490 00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:53,966 All right. 491 00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:57,433 Time out, huh? 492 00:37:57,541 --> 00:38:00,916 Kid, you sound great, but we gotta do something about that walk, you know? 493 00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:03,666 I never noticed it before, but now that we've cleaned up the rest of your act, 494 00:38:03,708 --> 00:38:05,000 it sticks out like a sore thumb. 495 00:38:05,541 --> 00:38:06,708 What's wrong with my walk? 496 00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:08,000 Take a few steps. 497 00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:13,100 See what I mean? 498 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:14,958 No, not really. 499 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Okay, just do what I say. 500 00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:19,291 Chest up, stomach in, shoulders back, head up, 501 00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:22,250 ass out, arms flexed, legs apart, and a strut. 502 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:35,875 I think this calls for more drastic measures. 503 00:38:38,666 --> 00:38:41,833 We'll never make it. 504 00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:53,458 I'm not hungry. 505 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:54,625 It's not for you to eat. 506 00:38:57,916 --> 00:38:59,666 It's, uh, an instruction laid. 507 00:39:19,580 --> 00:39:22,838 Why'd you get that? 508 00:39:23,166 --> 00:39:25,166 Oh, the chain. In town. 509 00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:28,125 Right this time, I sold you, boy. 510 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,191 Sorry, babe. Got plans. 511 00:39:30,458 --> 00:39:31,966 Going fox hunting. 512 00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:34,758 Got you later. 513 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:42,291 You know, maybe if you fixed up your hair a bit, played a little with your makeup. 514 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:49,125 Hey! Halloween isn't till October. 515 00:40:06,330 --> 00:40:10,305 Wow, you look great. 516 00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:11,541 Feen hollow, platinum blonde. 517 00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:15,416 Maybe it was Carol Lombard, my man-god, Frank. 518 00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:18,583 Anyway, you look great too, Rudy. 519 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,166 And I really love your walk. 520 00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:26,000 Look, there's one more thing I want you to remember. 521 00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:28,375 No means yes. 522 00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:31,625 No means yes? 523 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:33,675 No means yes. 524 00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:36,500 Sometimes a girl will play a little hard to get. 525 00:40:37,583 --> 00:40:39,000 When you get in the bar, you'll see what I mean. 526 00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:42,833 Just remember, no means yes. 527 00:40:46,666 --> 00:40:48,333 Okay, you've been right so far. 528 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,416 Roxy? 529 00:40:53,958 --> 00:40:55,166 Thanks. 530 00:40:57,666 --> 00:41:01,166 I feel like a mother taking a kid to school for the first time. 531 00:41:54,666 --> 00:41:58,666 Hey, it's Mr. and Mrs. Wimp out for a night on the town. 532 00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:10,700 Thanks. 533 00:42:11,666 --> 00:42:17,000 And you, you might have some new threads, but you'll always be a loser. 534 00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:19,083 I wouldn't take that if I were you. 535 00:42:27,041 --> 00:42:30,816 This is getting too easy. 536 00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:31,583 You're up finish! 537 00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:38,775 How did you do that? 538 00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:40,291 It's some con clue I learned at NAM. 539 00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:42,125 You fought in Vietnam? 540 00:42:42,583 --> 00:42:43,750 No, I went there on vacation. 541 00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:49,458 Want to try again? 542 00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:53,800 Maybe later, babe. 543 00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:57,750 Right now, I'm gonna get lewd in that nude with the star of the bar. 544 00:42:58,125 --> 00:42:59,375 Sorry. 545 00:43:14,708 --> 00:43:15,883 Get lost. 546 00:43:18,083 --> 00:43:19,125 I beg your pardon. 547 00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:23,916 What do you think you're doing? 548 00:43:27,666 --> 00:43:30,375 Didn't he hear her? She told me to get lost. 549 00:43:30,791 --> 00:43:32,166 Why didn't I just tell you outside? 550 00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:35,958 No means yes. No means yes. 551 00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:38,666 Look, see, what are you talking about? 552 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,541 She doesn't want you to think she's too easy. 553 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:43,416 You really think so? 554 00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:46,291 Now get back in there and don't take no for an answer. 555 00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:51,083 Lesson means yes. 556 00:43:59,666 --> 00:44:00,791 A dance, babe! 557 00:44:01,666 --> 00:44:03,083 I said no! 558 00:44:03,791 --> 00:44:07,750 Look, babe, I want you up on that dance floor and I want you up there now! 559 00:44:17,666 --> 00:44:19,583 The calculator guy. 560 00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:23,791 Hey, I thought you wanted to dance. 561 00:44:25,041 --> 00:44:25,666 I danced enough. 562 00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:06,500 Now what's the trouble? 563 00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:09,875 I've never gotten this far before now. What do I do? 564 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,958 Don't panic. I'll talk you through it. 565 00:45:17,666 --> 00:45:20,083 First, say something nice to her. 566 00:45:21,041 --> 00:45:22,458 You know, compliment her. 567 00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:26,583 You've got great breath. 568 00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:29,566 Times have changed. 569 00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:32,041 Okay, let's drive her crazy. 570 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:33,500 Let's start with the earlobes. 571 00:45:37,291 --> 00:45:38,666 Kiss him, stupid. 572 00:45:41,666 --> 00:45:43,500 Good, good. 573 00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:45,541 Now let's proceed to the neck. 574 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:48,375 Lower, lower. 575 00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:53,333 Oh, my God! Do I have to? 576 00:45:53,666 --> 00:45:54,583 That's what they're there for. 577 00:45:58,291 --> 00:46:00,750 Rudy, you're supposed to be enjoying this. 578 00:46:01,708 --> 00:46:02,658 All right, all right! 579 00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:10,341 No, no, no. 580 00:46:10,666 --> 00:46:11,616 Yes, yes, yes. 581 00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:12,708 No, no, I mean it. 582 00:46:12,916 --> 00:46:15,416 Yes, you want it. It's no means just up. It's great. 583 00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:20,416 No! 584 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,944 I guess sometimes no means no. 585 00:46:33,910 --> 00:46:37,910 Don't worry, kid. She was just a fluke. 586 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,166 I remember the first time I was doing one of my favorite pictures. 587 00:46:43,083 --> 00:46:44,475 Maybe you saw it. 588 00:46:44,416 --> 00:46:45,375 "Rocksey Dead Salt Lake City"? 589 00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:47,750 Yeah, I heard about that. 590 00:46:48,416 --> 00:46:49,500 Didn't the police close the theater? 591 00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:52,125 Yeah. It was a classic. 592 00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:57,666 I won two spread eagles and a golden throat award for that one. 593 00:46:57,708 --> 00:47:00,875 Hells were the days. 594 00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:07,833 Hey, grunt! 595 00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:10,958 Me and the bros are gonna choke down some chow 596 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:12,958 and cruise the river. Want to tag along? 597 00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:15,591 Move over. You're ruining my view. 598 00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:25,666 Okay. If you want to stay here and mop your darks, no skit off my back. 599 00:47:28,666 --> 00:47:30,075 Grunt! 600 00:47:32,291 --> 00:47:34,958 Why don't you be nice to her? Give her a break. She likes you. 601 00:47:35,666 --> 00:47:36,666 She's just a punk kid. 602 00:47:37,916 --> 00:47:40,208 If I go out with a loser like her, 603 00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:42,500 I'll be doomed to that level for the rest of my life. 604 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:52,463 Rudy, could you give me a hand in here for a minute, please? 605 00:47:52,541 --> 00:47:53,783 Sure thing. 606 00:48:03,625 --> 00:48:05,016 I'll buy that, please. 607 00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:06,333 Sure. 608 00:48:18,791 --> 00:48:20,000 Looking good, Rudy. 609 00:48:21,541 --> 00:48:23,266 Have you ever considered an older woman? 610 00:48:29,330 --> 00:48:32,497 Older woman? What a pathetic come on. 611 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:34,958 Help! Somebody. 612 00:48:36,916 --> 00:48:39,750 With some real experience. 613 00:48:43,916 --> 00:48:45,733 Don't waste your time with that dinosaur. 614 00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:47,650 You want to go to heaven, don't you? 615 00:48:48,291 --> 00:48:49,566 I'll settle for the floor. Go ahead. 616 00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:52,838 Throw your luck away on that floozy. 617 00:48:52,862 --> 00:48:56,660 What kind of life do you think you'll have? 618 00:48:58,660 --> 00:49:05,169 Ten years, you'll be 28, you'll be 60. 619 00:49:05,199 --> 00:49:10,175 Twenty years, you'll be 30, she'll be 100. 620 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:26,009 No! Stop! Stop! Please, really, it's not worth it! 621 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,375 If you don't want it, kid, I'm not going to force you. 622 00:49:32,958 --> 00:49:35,416 Kid, one day you'll thank me. 623 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,342 Hey, grunt! Pretty nice threads. For a pussy. 624 00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:55,083 Gee, thanks, Mr. Gene. 625 00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:57,083 Hey, call me Mean. 626 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:00,633 Where are you headed? 627 00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:01,966 In the town. 628 00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:05,383 Want a lift? 629 00:50:06,208 --> 00:50:07,450 Sure, thanks. 630 00:50:13,916 --> 00:50:16,083 It's me, Gene. 631 00:50:16,166 --> 00:50:17,375 Walter! 632 00:50:23,330 --> 00:50:27,488 What is "house tax" in science? 633 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,825 Sure, thanks! 634 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,950 Me! 635 00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:35,166 Do you mind if I ask your personal question? 636 00:50:39,041 --> 00:50:40,791 What's rattling around your brain, grunt? 637 00:50:41,625 --> 00:50:43,541 Well, I always worry about the left gun. 638 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:47,166 I mean, your tweeze always stays inside. 639 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,166 Simple, grunt. 640 00:50:49,166 --> 00:50:52,333 I don't want her to see all the snatch-up snatching on the outside. 641 00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:54,625 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 642 00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:55,916 Gee, why did I think of that? 643 00:50:55,958 --> 00:50:59,625 I thought you were being so defiled! 644 00:51:07,910 --> 00:51:10,219 Oh, you stole a sentence! 645 00:51:16,916 --> 00:51:19,375 Well, this is as far as I'm going. 646 00:51:21,916 --> 00:51:23,625 You're kidding. 647 00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:26,925 Oh. 648 00:51:40,125 --> 00:51:42,375 Where have you been? 649 00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:44,858 Been waiting here for an hour. 650 00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:49,708 I went for a swim. 651 00:51:51,083 --> 00:51:52,583 Well, next time, show a little consideration. 652 00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:54,291 I'm not getting any younger down here. 653 00:51:55,791 --> 00:51:57,750 Relax. You're beginning to sound like my mother. 654 00:51:58,500 --> 00:51:59,791 Ah! Your mother. 655 00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:02,000 So now I sound like your mother. 656 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,083 Well, next time, be a human being, 657 00:52:04,083 --> 00:52:05,916 and we're abating to it like a normal person. 658 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,283 I don't think I've seen you here before. 659 00:53:06,375 --> 00:53:07,875 I just arrived today, yeah. 660 00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:09,333 This is my first time on the river. 661 00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:11,725 Yeah. 662 00:53:14,916 --> 00:53:17,791 Our sister tells us that you weren't very nice 663 00:53:17,791 --> 00:53:19,583 for last night out in the woods. 664 00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:21,666 Hmm. Well. 665 00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:23,083 Rock, big groups. 666 00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:27,041 Roxy. I'll take care of this. 667 00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:28,850 Roxy! 668 00:53:29,166 --> 00:53:30,291 You and me, right, Roxy? 669 00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,541 I can duck. 670 00:53:35,916 --> 00:53:38,500 I'm a beaded boy. This is crap in my style. 671 00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:40,225 He's amazing! 672 00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:41,458 And what am I, Cuff Liver? 673 00:53:41,791 --> 00:53:42,791 How did he do that? 674 00:53:43,083 --> 00:53:44,958 He's fast, Cuff. He's fast. 675 00:53:45,583 --> 00:53:46,791 Can't I step outside? 676 00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:49,908 I will. 677 00:53:53,916 --> 00:53:57,208 But I just want you to know that I'm innocent. 678 00:54:00,916 --> 00:54:02,708 Hey, I think "innocent" is a lovely name. 679 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:04,800 I'm Rudy. 680 00:54:04,916 --> 00:54:07,708 Oh, you really know how to put a girl at ease. 681 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:26,683 Now what? 682 00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:28,208 How do you feel about this girl? 683 00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:31,666 She feels okay to me. See you later, Roxy. 684 00:54:31,916 --> 00:54:33,308 No, I mean it. 685 00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:34,833 How do you feel about it? 686 00:54:35,791 --> 00:54:37,625 You gonna give her a call, send her flowers, 687 00:54:37,625 --> 00:54:38,891 take her out to dinner? 688 00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:40,833 Hey, Roxy, I thought you were the expert. 689 00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:42,125 That's what you do to get her here. 690 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:45,125 Rudy, let me tell you a story. 691 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,916 Oh, please, not another story. 692 00:54:46,958 --> 00:54:48,625 When I was a young girl, 693 00:54:49,458 --> 00:54:50,916 a traveling salesman stayed at our house. 694 00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:52,958 Said he'd come back for me, never did. 695 00:54:55,416 --> 00:54:56,675 I cried for a week. 696 00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:00,958 First time's different for a girl. 697 00:55:02,291 --> 00:55:03,333 It's touching, Roxy. 698 00:55:04,291 --> 00:55:05,508 Why don't you write a book? 699 00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:06,791 Do you see what I'm telling you? 700 00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:09,166 This girl's pure, untainted. 701 00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:10,941 You have to be the flower. 702 00:55:11,166 --> 00:55:12,625 She's like you, dummy. She's a bird. 703 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,291 Come out for long. 704 00:55:15,458 --> 00:55:16,625 I think I've created a monster. 705 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,291 But that's what you want. 706 00:55:19,291 --> 00:55:20,408 I guess it's out of my hands. 707 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:34,675 Are we moving? 708 00:55:34,708 --> 00:55:36,091 You bet we are. 709 00:55:39,458 --> 00:55:40,541 I can't find it. 710 00:55:40,541 --> 00:55:41,825 Can't find what? 711 00:55:42,666 --> 00:55:43,916 You know. 712 00:55:43,916 --> 00:55:45,291 Yeah, well, I know it's down there somewhere. 713 00:55:45,916 --> 00:55:48,250 Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. 714 00:55:49,541 --> 00:55:50,583 I think that's my shoe. 715 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,125 It's getting dark down there. 716 00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:55,666 Good sign. Good sign. 717 00:56:02,041 --> 00:56:03,266 Oh, my God. 718 00:56:06,916 --> 00:56:08,583 I think we'd better try this another time. 719 00:56:09,916 --> 00:56:13,041 I, uh, guess I'd better be going now. 720 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:15,666 Coming? 721 00:56:16,583 --> 00:56:19,416 Nah, I think I'll just stay here and kill myself. 722 00:56:27,330 --> 00:56:31,247 It's really nice meeting you. 723 00:56:31,291 --> 00:56:33,166 Yeah. Just swell. 724 00:56:41,083 --> 00:56:43,000 Hey, boys and girls. 725 00:56:43,416 --> 00:56:46,083 He needs one and only wet t-shirt. 726 00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:48,250 Wet, pith, and a crown of Canada. 727 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,000 Hey, I'm getting sick of this. 728 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,291 The wet t-shirt's on that five dollars. 729 00:56:53,625 --> 00:56:55,125 Come on, only five dollars. 730 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:57,658 Well, I'm gonna win it. 731 00:56:57,708 --> 00:56:59,125 It better get back in the shoes. 732 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:02,666 Well, I'm gonna win it. 733 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,458 It better get back in the shoes. 734 00:57:05,166 --> 00:57:06,291 And I got a... 735 00:57:06,833 --> 00:57:07,966 It's a nice one. 736 00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:15,667 There you go. 737 00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:17,708 Blue apples and berry bars. 738 00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:21,333 Today, on this stage, 739 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:23,333 one of these lucky set of boobs 740 00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:26,875 will win the coveted title of Miss Godacious Tatox. 741 00:57:29,291 --> 00:57:32,416 Well, before we begin our search for Mean Gene, 742 00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:32,916 that's Tatox, we. 743 00:57:33,916 --> 00:57:36,375 I'd like to introduce to you our head judge, 744 00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:38,333 the biggest writer of all, 745 00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:40,666 a really sick guy, the grand party, 746 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:42,900 Mike Hale Urie. 747 00:57:53,916 --> 00:57:57,500 And as you know, the judges do not consider 748 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,916 a personality talent career goal. 749 00:57:59,958 --> 00:58:03,833 We are strictly concerned with tits. 750 00:58:06,916 --> 00:58:10,083 Maybe have the first contestant, please. 751 00:58:10,291 --> 00:58:11,500 Upside down, Sally! 752 00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:19,750 How would you like to float on these pontoons? 753 00:58:21,083 --> 00:58:23,583 With lungs like this, you could stay on the world forever! 754 00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:27,666 Next, we have the... 755 00:58:28,208 --> 00:58:29,216 Excuse me. 756 00:58:32,916 --> 00:58:34,750 Stand back, everybody. 757 00:58:36,083 --> 00:58:36,625 Stand back. 758 00:58:39,916 --> 00:58:42,250 Holy shit! I'm so sick! 759 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,166 Excuse me. 760 00:59:27,291 --> 00:59:28,333 Anytime. 761 00:59:29,916 --> 00:59:30,783 Stand back, everybody. 762 00:59:30,875 --> 00:59:32,583 Coming up next, we're gonna go at this, 763 00:59:32,833 --> 00:59:34,208 with your guest, Willie Letter-Weeder. 764 00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:44,975 You guys are all alike. 765 00:59:45,041 --> 00:59:46,091 Bigger is better. 766 00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:49,166 Ten years, you'll be carrying those things around in a wheelbarrow. 767 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:51,333 But... 768 00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:52,958 that's what you like. 769 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,892 Don't worry, I'll save you! 770 01:00:13,875 --> 01:00:14,900 Nice pair. 771 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:21,875 I love that contact lenses today, sir. 772 01:00:22,208 --> 01:00:23,500 I hate to wear glasses. 773 01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:25,833 You look great in binoculars. 774 01:00:25,833 --> 01:00:27,625 How can I ever repay you? 775 01:00:56,833 --> 01:00:58,625 Roxy, your timing is impeccable. 776 01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:00,391 Need any help? 777 01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:01,833 Do I look like I need any help? 778 01:01:02,541 --> 01:01:03,341 Well, Rudy... 779 01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:05,875 I guess it's as if. 780 01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:07,758 Next time you see me... 781 01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:09,916 if you see me, 782 01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:11,708 I'll be up among the stars. 783 01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:15,091 The real stars. 784 01:01:16,916 --> 01:01:18,208 Oh, I'm sorry. 785 01:01:22,916 --> 01:01:25,250 I guess I've been too busy chasing girls. 786 01:01:26,916 --> 01:01:30,125 I haven't even thought how much you've done for me. 787 01:01:31,166 --> 01:01:33,583 Roxy, this one's for you. 788 01:01:34,666 --> 01:01:35,675 Rudy... 789 01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:38,083 don't strain yourself. 790 01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:51,666 Rudy, come here. 791 01:02:05,916 --> 01:02:06,850 Wow. 792 01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:09,125 It's enormous. 793 01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:13,075 Huh? 794 01:02:14,916 --> 01:02:16,083 Oh, no. 795 01:02:18,291 --> 01:02:19,208 Oh, no. 796 01:02:20,916 --> 01:02:22,541 What have I done? 797 01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:24,500 What have I done? 798 01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:26,000 Oh, my God. 799 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,083 Oh, no. 800 01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:29,100 Oh, shit. 801 01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:29,416 No. 802 01:02:34,666 --> 01:02:36,875 Hey, Salami. 803 01:02:37,916 --> 01:02:38,916 How's it going? 804 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,500 When, uh, when you go on a date, pal, uh... 805 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:43,666 who brings the mustard? 806 01:02:45,666 --> 01:02:46,791 I was going through my head. 807 01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:48,916 I show you how to walk, I show you how to talk, 808 01:02:48,916 --> 01:02:51,083 I dress you, I teach you everything I know, 809 01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:52,375 and this is how you repay me. 810 01:02:52,375 --> 01:02:53,416 Do I look like I need any help? 811 01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:55,083 Do you see any water in here? 812 01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:57,708 Oh, you got some nerd lady who told me to stuff 813 01:02:57,708 --> 01:03:00,333 the dumb Salami down my pants in the first place. 814 01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:01,083 You want to talk dumb? 815 01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:03,500 Who'd be dumb enough to leave a Salami in their pants 816 01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:04,750 after they got to first base? 817 01:03:05,666 --> 01:03:07,500 You're supposed to be making love, not sandwiches. 818 01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:11,041 Why don't you take your lame-brained sex schemes and beat it? 819 01:03:11,333 --> 01:03:12,300 I'm through. 820 01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:13,383 Through? 821 01:03:13,708 --> 01:03:14,750 Let's not go right to through. 822 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,166 I mean, let's not get carried away. 823 01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:17,833 Why does that leave me? 824 01:03:18,041 --> 01:03:19,541 Find yourself a new virgin. 825 01:03:20,916 --> 01:03:22,541 I'm running out of time. 826 01:03:23,958 --> 01:03:25,833 And I don't think there's another virgin on this river. 827 01:03:27,041 --> 01:03:28,958 Hey, Rita, you look hungry. 828 01:03:31,458 --> 01:03:32,833 It's cool. 829 01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:37,375 Huh? 830 01:03:42,541 --> 01:03:43,575 Yeah! 831 01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:44,825 Whoo! 832 01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:47,000 I'm gonna have it here! 833 01:03:57,916 --> 01:03:59,333 Twelve seconds! 834 01:04:04,660 --> 01:04:07,360 Man, what a take. 835 01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:12,208 So, this is chicken feed compared to what we're gonna make next Saturday. 836 01:04:13,416 --> 01:04:15,083 Mean Gene's going away. 837 01:04:15,666 --> 01:04:16,791 I overheard him talking. 838 01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:19,000 Man, that means we will make a dime. 839 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,458 Tom, think about it. 840 01:04:20,458 --> 01:04:21,741 Mean Gene goes away? 841 01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:23,000 We don't tell no one? 842 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,916 And we bet the whole town that our guy not only lasts up here, 843 01:04:25,916 --> 01:04:27,833 but that he makes the Love Goddess as well. 844 01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:30,333 We will rake in thousands! 845 01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:32,116 All right. 846 01:04:32,291 --> 01:04:33,833 Hardly wait to get in work, man. 847 01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:36,708 Uh, stud, think about it for a minute, man. 848 01:04:36,708 --> 01:04:38,375 Now, with all due respect, we need a professional. 849 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:40,916 I mean, hey, you're a good-looking guy and everything, 850 01:04:40,916 --> 01:04:44,958 but you're the only guy I know that can make love to a cheerio and not break it. 851 01:04:45,625 --> 01:04:48,500 Now, I did some research, and I found just the guy to do it. 852 01:04:48,916 --> 01:04:51,041 They call him the Adonis. 853 01:04:54,375 --> 01:05:01,000 And we got a guy that we think will not 854 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,625 only last over ten minutes with Mean Gene, 855 01:05:04,041 --> 01:05:05,708 but will make the Love Goddess to boot. 856 01:05:06,166 --> 01:05:06,966 Any takers? 857 01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:09,375 Hey, look, if you're not sure, maybe we shouldn't bet. 858 01:05:14,208 --> 01:05:16,875 What a mind I can't even see! 859 01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:21,208 The dog, look! 860 01:05:23,916 --> 01:05:25,500 Make her the boot, huh? 861 01:05:26,125 --> 01:05:28,875 I'll give you $50, you won't last ten seconds. 862 01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:31,125 Heaps of pleasure. Thank you very much. 863 01:05:31,125 --> 01:05:32,033 What? 864 01:05:32,375 --> 01:05:33,916 A few weeks' pleasure, my dog. 865 01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,875 Here's your fave, salami dick. 866 01:05:55,666 --> 01:05:57,166 Don't spend it all on lunch meat. 867 01:06:05,916 --> 01:06:06,975 Excuse me. 868 01:06:09,875 --> 01:06:10,683 Yeah? 869 01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:14,041 I think you made a mistake. I'm five bucks short. 870 01:06:14,875 --> 01:06:16,266 Yeah, you're right. 871 01:06:16,750 --> 01:06:18,041 I did make a mistake. 872 01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:21,291 It should be ten bucks short. 873 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000 I saw you wasting all that gas. 874 01:06:24,666 --> 01:06:25,775 Missing the boat? 875 01:06:25,791 --> 01:06:27,000 Dripping all over the dock? 876 01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:31,416 Bullshit! 877 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:38,366 What? 878 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:40,808 Nothing. 879 01:06:41,666 --> 01:06:42,708 I thought so. 880 01:06:44,041 --> 01:06:45,166 I didn't spill any gas. 881 01:06:45,875 --> 01:06:48,458 I fucked with my butt here and I didn't deserve every penny of that money. 882 01:07:04,916 --> 01:07:06,958 If you weren't such a little faggot, 883 01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:10,791 I'd tear your balls off and use them for fish bait. 884 01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:13,958 But I only fight with men. 885 01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:16,541 I'll get out of here. 886 01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:18,250 You're fired. 887 01:07:18,541 --> 01:07:19,458 Keep your money. 888 01:07:20,625 --> 01:07:21,250 I quit! 889 01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:16,883 Kid, I've been thinking. 890 01:08:16,916 --> 01:08:18,508 And I think I figured everything out. 891 01:08:19,083 --> 01:08:20,458 There's this little house in town. 892 01:08:20,458 --> 01:08:23,291 All the girls are beautiful. Everyone a professional. We can't miss. 893 01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:26,716 Okay, okay. 894 01:08:28,416 --> 01:08:30,541 Maybe I got a little carried away back there. 895 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:32,500 Can't we strike a new deal? 896 01:08:33,458 --> 01:08:34,583 My time's running out. 897 01:08:35,291 --> 01:08:36,500 As a matter of fact, we can. 898 01:08:37,958 --> 01:08:39,375 You get lost and I'll get laid. 899 01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:45,541 Well, what are you talking about? 900 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:50,125 I don't want your help anymore. 901 01:08:50,916 --> 01:08:51,958 I want to do this on my own. 902 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,083 Well, who do you got in mind? 903 01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:58,600 The Love Goddess. 904 01:08:59,083 --> 01:09:00,916 Oh, the Love Goddess? 905 01:09:01,541 --> 01:09:03,208 I thought you wanted to get laid and killed. 906 01:09:03,916 --> 01:09:05,500 What do you think Me and Jean's gonna do? Take pictures? 907 01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:08,041 Mean Gene's going away tonight. He won't be back until Sunday. 908 01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:11,550 I'll try tomorrow afternoon. 909 01:09:12,666 --> 01:09:14,916 Well, how do you think the Love Goddess feels about this? 910 01:09:14,916 --> 01:09:19,666 I'm not sure. I mean, for all I know, she'll probably throw me out the window. 911 01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:24,083 But I have to try. Right now, everyone on the river thinks I'm a fool. 912 01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:27,541 It's my own fault. I mean, all summer long, I've been taking everybody's crap. 913 01:09:28,041 --> 01:09:30,083 Well, no more. I've got to prove to them and to myself 914 01:09:30,083 --> 01:09:32,333 that I can do something that they've only dreamed about. 915 01:09:33,958 --> 01:09:36,500 Rudy, wick and love is great. 916 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,875 But it's not the answer to all your problems. 917 01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:41,916 In case you've forgotten, the love goddess is a merry moon. 918 01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:46,166 Call that a marriage? Gene running around with Rita? 919 01:09:47,166 --> 01:09:48,750 Or the Love Goddess hangs out the window? 920 01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:52,375 I don't like it. Can I at least help you? 921 01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:54,875 No! I told you I got to do this on my own. 922 01:09:56,041 --> 01:09:57,708 If you show up, the deal's off. 923 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,858 Are you sure Mean Gene's gone? 924 01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:58,000 Yeah, I saw him sneak away last night. 925 01:10:58,541 --> 01:10:59,875 Are you sure nobody else saw him leave? 926 01:10:59,875 --> 01:11:00,916 No, the place was deserted. Trust me. 927 01:11:00,916 --> 01:11:02,458 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. They're deserted! Trust me. 928 01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:04,375 Yeah. 929 01:11:04,458 --> 01:11:05,808 Okay, Grossman. 930 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,116 Let's go, pal. 931 01:11:08,083 --> 01:11:09,483 Let's get started now. 932 01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:15,166 All right, pal, move, move, move. 933 01:11:15,166 --> 01:11:16,708 Let's go now. Go get him. 934 01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:20,275 Bedding windows open. 935 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:22,875 Don't make too much noise. We don't want Mean Gene to hear it. 936 01:11:23,125 --> 01:11:24,541 All right, this is the big one, love. 937 01:11:24,541 --> 01:11:27,041 Fans, this is it. We got a tenner there, all right? 938 01:11:27,458 --> 01:11:29,416 Okay, a little ten spot on you, too. 939 01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:31,083 Yeah. 940 01:11:37,458 --> 01:11:38,625 It's Gene. Keep it down. 941 01:11:44,458 --> 01:11:45,925 The coast is clear. 942 01:11:46,041 --> 01:11:48,291 Hey, where's this Adonis fellow? We want a show. 943 01:12:05,041 --> 01:12:06,208 All right, all right. 944 01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:07,875 Look, how's you guys doing? 945 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,291 You're gonna have to go in there. What? 946 01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:47,608 Bedding windows closed. 947 01:12:47,666 --> 01:12:48,916 Uh, you don't understand. 948 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:50,708 Not now. I'm busy. 949 01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:52,208 He's got two minutes. 950 01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:54,166 He said he'd be here. 951 01:12:54,458 --> 01:12:57,041 Anybody tell me where I can find-- 952 01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:58,750 Andy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 953 01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:00,000 I'm Andy. What? 954 01:13:00,666 --> 01:13:01,916 You looking for Joe Adonis? 955 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:03,791 Sure. Joe? Adonis? 956 01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:06,875 No, sir. I represent him. 957 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:09,250 Where is he? 958 01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:11,583 We'll park around the back. Is he ready? 959 01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:14,416 Ready. He's been ready since the day 960 01:13:14,416 --> 01:13:16,583 he was born. That sounds great. Let's get him 961 01:13:16,583 --> 01:13:17,916 in the house and let's get started. 962 01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:20,400 In the house? 963 01:13:21,250 --> 01:13:22,833 I'm not too sure about that. 964 01:13:23,250 --> 01:13:24,916 You wanna get paid? 965 01:13:25,041 --> 01:13:26,791 You get him in that damn house and you make it, fat. 966 01:13:26,791 --> 01:13:29,289 Hey, hey, I'm just the business guy. 967 01:13:29,313 --> 01:13:31,541 I'll have to talk to him about this. 968 01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:39,404 Joe, there's a crazy bunch of kids back there. 969 01:13:39,428 --> 01:13:41,779 They want you to do it in the house. 970 01:13:41,803 --> 01:13:43,316 In the house? 971 01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:46,458 Let me talk to you. 972 01:13:48,416 --> 01:13:52,000 In the house? 973 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,050 In the house. 974 01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:04,333 In the house. 975 01:14:04,958 --> 01:14:05,816 In the house. 976 01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:09,250 In the house. 977 01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:10,291 In the house. 978 01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:11,958 Come here. 979 01:14:13,041 --> 01:14:14,225 You Andy? 980 01:14:15,041 --> 01:14:16,416 Joe Adonis. Glad to meet you. 981 01:14:16,458 --> 01:14:19,000 Joe Adonis. 982 01:14:20,041 --> 01:14:21,500 So, where is she? 983 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,333 She's up in the bedroom. 984 01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:25,000 You got a cow in the bedroom? 985 01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:27,625 She ain't no cow, man. 986 01:14:28,083 --> 01:14:30,875 She's a beauty. We call her the Love Goddess. 987 01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:33,591 Blue ribbons, Taka. 988 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:37,250 Except we ain't never done it in no house before. 989 01:14:37,916 --> 01:14:39,000 We could wreck the place. 990 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:42,000 Maybe you better move the furniture, little lady. 991 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:44,416 We're gonna need all the room we can get. 992 01:14:44,416 --> 01:14:48,166 - Wow. - You must really be something. 993 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,041 Satisfaction boy. 994 01:14:51,291 --> 01:14:52,458 Guaranteed. 995 01:14:52,916 --> 01:14:54,016 Wow. 996 01:14:55,208 --> 01:14:56,666 What are we waiting for? 997 01:14:56,666 --> 01:14:57,791 Let's get started. 998 01:14:57,791 --> 01:14:59,458 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just one minute. 999 01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:00,916 I'll be right back. 1000 01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:03,259 Ladies and gentlemen, 1001 01:15:03,283 --> 01:15:06,583 we are proud to present the greatest stud of all time, 1002 01:15:06,833 --> 01:15:07,916 the Adonis. 1003 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,300 To turn loose in that house. 1004 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:22,600 - You got shipper brain. - Tom, I grew up in the city. 1005 01:15:22,770 --> 01:15:24,570 I'm going in. I'm going in. 1006 01:15:27,780 --> 01:15:29,180 But I love you. 1007 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:38,458 Ladies and gentlemen, 1008 01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:38,250 standing in for the Adonis is Tom. 1009 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:40,716 The lady killer. 1010 01:15:40,791 --> 01:15:44,375 We have a better chance of making you with the wall. 1011 01:16:06,433 --> 01:16:08,433 I just wanted to let you know that 1012 01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:11,583 there's a ceremony going on back at your house. 1013 01:16:13,041 --> 01:16:14,841 And they're sacrificing the Love Goddess. 1014 01:16:15,041 --> 01:16:16,333 Assemble the fleet. 1015 01:16:16,916 --> 01:16:18,916 I want the wimp shit with me. 1016 01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,591 Let's to the rescue. 1017 01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:55,750 Alright little mother cross action for that fresh breath... 1018 01:16:56,125 --> 01:16:57,250 Looks like the monkey in the commercial. 1019 01:16:57,791 --> 01:17:00,291 That's it. That's it. 1020 01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:01,791 Then a legend Rod De Rich However... 1021 01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:04,133 ...let's just go in there. 1022 01:17:04,291 --> 01:17:05,325 Adonis. 1023 01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:08,425 A little cologne now for that European continental look. 1024 01:17:08,449 --> 01:17:09,816 That's it. 1025 01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:29,600 Excuse me? 1026 01:17:31,625 --> 01:17:32,716 You? 1027 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,416 Yeah. 1028 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:37,875 I can't believe that you're a part of what's going on down there. 1029 01:17:38,416 --> 01:17:40,458 Women love you. You're the man. You're the best. 1030 01:17:40,750 --> 01:17:42,000 I know. They can't resist you. I know. 1031 01:17:42,375 --> 01:17:44,125 You're a spud. You're a spud. You're a spud. 1032 01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:45,400 I know. I know. 1033 01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:46,625 How do you feel, Spud? 1034 01:17:46,833 --> 01:17:48,541 I feel good. I feel pretty good. 1035 01:17:48,541 --> 01:17:49,291 All right. I'm ready. 1036 01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:52,833 That's it now. Now listen. There's a lot on the line here. A lot of money at stake. 1037 01:17:53,166 --> 01:17:54,375 How are we going to know if you got her? 1038 01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:58,666 Hell, she'll be so grateful I'll get her to kiss me in front of the window. 1039 01:17:58,916 --> 01:18:01,458 Atta boy. Atta boy. All right. This is it now. Go get her, champ. 1040 01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:03,291 Wait. One more thing. 1041 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:04,250 Oh, no way. 1042 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:05,208 That's it. 1043 01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:08,500 What? 1044 01:18:09,208 --> 01:18:11,375 All right, everyone. Get ready to start your clock. 1045 01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:15,875 The nerve of you to think that you could come up here 1046 01:18:15,875 --> 01:18:18,500 and make love to me on account of some bet. 1047 01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:20,833 I'm not helping you win any bets. 1048 01:18:22,166 --> 01:18:24,458 Now you get out of here before I throw you out myself. 1049 01:18:25,750 --> 01:18:27,125 Hey, what are you doing here? 1050 01:18:27,125 --> 01:18:29,958 Get out of my way, wimp. I've got a job to do. 1051 01:18:34,583 --> 01:18:37,416 Sorry, Ken. I couldn't resist. Need a hand? 1052 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,683 Roxy, where'd that pay you before? 1053 01:18:39,791 --> 01:18:42,250 I know. I know. You got to do it yourself. 1054 01:18:43,041 --> 01:18:44,450 Right. 1055 01:18:44,458 --> 01:18:46,208 It's all worth that once more for old time's sake. 1056 01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:48,083 Alone, Roxy. 1057 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:55,458 What the hell? It isn't worth a busted nose. 1058 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,291 What the hell? It isn't worth a busted nose. 1059 01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:23,166 He did it. I'm rich. I'm rich. Make it till I come. 1060 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:27,450 Go! 1061 01:19:37,830 --> 01:19:41,705 Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I had you all wrong. 1062 01:19:41,750 --> 01:19:43,158 I guess I had you all wrong, too. 1063 01:19:46,791 --> 01:19:48,416 Why do you always stay up here? 1064 01:19:48,833 --> 01:19:51,625 Oh, well, I'm studying for my PhD in sociology. 1065 01:19:52,416 --> 01:19:54,500 I've been working so hard, I haven't even left the house once. 1066 01:19:56,916 --> 01:20:02,500 Um, if that gun was up here for the bet, what are you doing here? 1067 01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:04,950 You got to get out of here, Tom. 1068 01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:06,500 Yeah, you owe me 55! 1069 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,958 And you owe me 100 fungus, babe! 1070 01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:14,125 Got a towel? 1071 01:20:15,208 --> 01:20:20,166 I, uh, think I know a way we can salvage your reputation. 1072 01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:22,658 Come with me. 1073 01:20:50,166 --> 01:20:50,850 Rudy. 1074 01:20:50,875 --> 01:20:52,166 Rudy? 1075 01:20:53,416 --> 01:20:54,750 Salami dick, Rudy. 1076 01:20:55,791 --> 01:20:57,583 Yes, sir. 1077 01:20:59,166 --> 01:21:01,375 Howdy, you boy! So, Rudy! 1078 01:21:02,541 --> 01:21:03,900 Hello, bitch! 1079 01:21:03,958 --> 01:21:05,250 Will it blow your heart, Rudy? 1080 01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:07,791 Yes, sir! Yes! Yes! 1081 01:21:08,083 --> 01:21:10,208 Where are you? Your heart, Rudy! 1082 01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:14,916 Oh, yeah, let me go! 1083 01:21:15,291 --> 01:21:15,875 Where are you guys? 1084 01:21:16,166 --> 01:21:17,791 Oh, oh, oh! 1085 01:21:18,166 --> 01:21:19,458 Rudy! Rudy! 1086 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:20,750 Rudy! Rudy! 1087 01:21:23,416 --> 01:21:30,833 We are-- Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! 1088 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:04,066 Now when you get out there on the battle, you adhere strictly to the rat code. 1089 01:22:04,958 --> 01:22:06,316 You kick him in the balls. 1090 01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:10,916 Stomp on them when they're down. 1091 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:14,791 And you bite him when they're not looking. 1092 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:18,500 And if that don't work, fight the dirty. 1093 01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:27,833 Faster! Faster! Look out! 1094 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:44,625 Get the hell out of here and kick some ass! 1095 01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:13,541 - That sounds like Gene. - Gene! 1096 01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:15,500 Oh no! 1097 01:23:16,541 --> 01:23:19,916 Some good deed. Kid makes Rottodile alive. He'll be lucky. 1098 01:23:20,458 --> 01:23:21,400 I'm a failure. 1099 01:23:21,416 --> 01:23:23,983 - Just what I needed? - The devil himself. 1100 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:29,041 Roxy, baby! I haven't seen you yet! 1101 01:23:29,041 --> 01:23:30,500 Don't tell me he's the devil. 1102 01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:34,083 Cheer up, sweetheart. There are other places to make pictures. 1103 01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:35,916 I wouldn't work for you when I was alive. 1104 01:23:36,500 --> 01:23:39,916 I'm off your top building of my latest SandM extravaganza. 1105 01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:45,125 How does, uh, be devil? I miss the jaw strike. 1106 01:23:46,208 --> 01:23:50,291 The marquee is producing. And you get to play opposite to Legula. 1107 01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:51,625 I don't do kinky stuff. 1108 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,125 Looks like you don't have much choice to show. 1109 01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,108 Hi, Gene. How was your day? 1110 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:02,900 Oh, that's too bad. 1111 01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:10,333 There you go again. Another childish attempt to gain my attention. 1112 01:24:11,666 --> 01:24:13,916 I don't know what you think you're trying to 1113 01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:16,625 accomplish with this silly temper tantrum of yours. 1114 01:24:17,541 --> 01:24:20,833 It's gotta be your diet. All that junk food and sugar you eat. 1115 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:23,750 You never listen. 1116 01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:30,458 I'm warning you, Gene. If you keep this up, there'll be no more candy for a week. 1117 01:24:38,416 --> 01:24:41,125 Probably been eating red meat too, half or two. Huh? 1118 01:24:41,458 --> 01:24:43,083 And drinking beer and coffee? 1119 01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:45,791 Have you been drinking coffee again? 1120 01:24:46,250 --> 01:24:48,125 Now you know what coffee does to your nerves? 1121 01:24:50,750 --> 01:24:51,750 Do something! 1122 01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:53,041 That's about it. 1123 01:24:53,666 --> 01:24:56,666 As of tomorrow, it's back to tofu and green salads for you. 1124 01:24:56,666 --> 01:24:57,458 Give me my steak! 1125 01:24:57,500 --> 01:25:00,333 Give me my hamburger! Give me my anything! 1126 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:04,458 I don't think you're listening to me, Gene. 1127 01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:06,583 You're dead meat, Squirt. 1128 01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:09,583 - The kid needs your help. - That is still time. 1129 01:25:10,041 --> 01:25:11,500 Fine now. 1130 01:25:11,666 --> 01:25:14,958 And I'll guarantee you a spot in the motion picture hall of shame. 1131 01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:21,250 You still got 24 hours. I hate to lose one to this sleep bag. 1132 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:23,458 What's the use? I'll never get the kid laid. 1133 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:26,916 Leech made. We are talking good deed here, remember? 1134 01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:29,500 You don't know from good deeds. 1135 01:25:30,291 --> 01:25:31,666 Sine's your sign! 1136 01:25:33,333 --> 01:25:36,166 No, no, no, no. The kid could sure use your help now. 1137 01:25:36,166 --> 01:25:37,291 Look at him. Watch him. 1138 01:25:37,291 --> 01:25:39,208 I can't. He wants to do it alone. 1139 01:25:39,208 --> 01:25:41,416 Your own dressing room. Or with a bagel. 1140 01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:43,183 Come on, Sine! 1141 01:25:43,291 --> 01:25:44,766 Go to him! 1142 01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:48,875 Well, it's about time. 1143 01:25:50,791 --> 01:25:53,258 I love that big log, but sometimes it gets so carried out. 1144 01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:57,791 Well, I guess it's tough having such a jealous husband. 1145 01:25:58,708 --> 01:26:02,000 Husband? Gene's not my husband. 1146 01:26:03,625 --> 01:26:05,458 My husband's teaching summer school in Minneapolis. 1147 01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:07,925 Gene's my brother. 1148 01:26:08,833 --> 01:26:11,791 A little overprotective, but he's still my brother. 1149 01:26:30,583 --> 01:26:32,000 Oh, my God! 1150 01:26:32,291 --> 01:26:33,708 They're on board! Oh, no! 1151 01:26:33,875 --> 01:26:34,833 They're on board! 1152 01:26:34,916 --> 01:26:36,125 Oh, my God! 1153 01:26:41,791 --> 01:26:43,200 Wow! 1154 01:26:51,375 --> 01:26:52,916 Come in. 1155 01:27:02,791 --> 01:27:03,666 Rudy, I, uh... 1156 01:27:03,666 --> 01:27:06,833 I think I bum-wrapped you. 1157 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:15,875 I think you dropped this the other day. 1158 01:27:19,875 --> 01:27:23,291 You know, me and the rats, uh... 1159 01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:27,583 we'd be honored to tattoo you as a new member. 1160 01:27:31,250 --> 01:27:32,500 Thanks. 1161 01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:35,750 But I think it's time for me to move on. 1162 01:27:36,958 --> 01:27:38,458 I've had enough excitement for one summer. 1163 01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:45,325 Nice go, Rudy! 1164 01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:50,766 Hey, we'll see you again next year, Rudy. 1165 01:27:59,041 --> 01:28:00,300 Hey, when? 1166 01:28:01,791 --> 01:28:03,033 He's here. What do I do? 1167 01:28:03,125 --> 01:28:04,458 Relax. 1168 01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:13,958 You want to go for a walk? 1169 01:28:15,125 --> 01:28:16,525 Play Kong. 1170 01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:17,833 Act like you don't want it. 1171 01:28:22,166 --> 01:28:23,766 Get lost, creep. 1172 01:28:36,291 --> 01:28:39,422 Hey, kid. There's one more thing I want you to remember. 1173 01:28:39,446 --> 01:28:41,425 "No" means "yes." 1174 01:28:43,208 --> 01:28:44,566 Hey, Wendy. 1175 01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:45,958 You sure you don't want to go for a walk? 1176 01:28:47,125 --> 01:28:48,191 Please? 1177 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,958 Hey, Wendy. 1178 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,083 Wendy, come on. 1179 01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:09,500 Show us around. Wendy! 1180 01:30:10,583 --> 01:30:14,500 I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. 1181 01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:48,333 I'm the first one to confess 1182 01:30:48,333 --> 01:30:51,375 That I never fought one night 1183 01:30:51,375 --> 01:30:56,000 But it brings such happiness 1184 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:59,708 Heaven knows the heartache 1185 01:30:59,708 --> 01:31:01,458 The song of you will hear 1186 01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:01,958 Saying what I need to hear I'm the first one to confess That I never fought one night But it brings such happiness 1187 01:31:01,958 --> 01:31:02,708 Heaven knows the heartache The song of you will hear 1188 01:31:02,708 --> 01:31:06,666 Saying what I need to hear 1189 01:31:06,666 --> 01:31:11,958 Heaven knows the heartache 1190 01:31:11,958 --> 01:31:21,458 I'm the first one to confess 1191 01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:48,375 Where will you go? 1192 01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:51,958 I need to know 1193 01:31:51,958 --> 01:31:58,666 I want to hear you got me dreaming 1194 01:31:58,666 --> 01:32:02,666 We found the gold 1195 01:32:02,666 --> 01:32:06,333 Put time on hold 1196 01:32:06,333 --> 01:32:08,291 Oh, darling 1197 01:32:08,291 --> 01:32:12,416 Don't tell me that you need me 1198 01:32:23,333 --> 01:32:29,916 Heaven knows the heartache 1199 01:32:29,916 --> 01:32:33,333 You put a spell on me 1200 01:32:33,333 --> 01:32:36,458 And I don't want to break free 1201 01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:45,083 It's heaven that'll change your heart 1202 01:32:49,791 --> 01:32:58,666 Heaven that'll change your heart